Hattie pulled the covers back off
her father where he still lay fast asleep, deep in his drug stupor. Except he
didn’t look anything like her father now.
He looked exactly like Nellie but
dressed still queerly in his now oversized pyjamas. His hair was long and
blond, his face thin, the nose and teeth a little oversized, his chin weak.
Hattie shook her head, amazed, then
went into action, very carefully pulling the pyjama bottoms off her father’s
legs. Extremely baggy now, they came off clean and easily. Hattie quickly
climbed into them herself, relieved to finally cover up the disgusting organ
hanging off her crotch. It was far better out of sight.
Her father hadn’t yet stirred at all
but she was extra careful as she unbuttoned his pyjama shirt. Getting him out
of that was scarier but as she rolled him first one way then the other she
realised just how far under he was. He was unlikely to awake for any reason.
Hattie put the pyjama shirt on
herself, buttoning it up to the top and felt suddenly very disconcerted.
There was a dressing table with a
tall mirror above it. She went to it as she tied the top button and looked at
her image. She’d known what she was going to see but the reality of it was
stunning. It really was her father looking back at her, fingering his handlebar
moustache, running a stubby hand across his bald pate. But it made her chuckle.
She’d been so worried that
everything would go wrong and she’d be stuck as a maid. Now she was in her
father’s body nothing could go wrong. She was going to keep the pendant locked
away where nobody could get it. There was no higher authority than her now.
Nobody could tell her what to do. She was safe until she chose to end this
scheme of hers, probably the following night when everyone was asleep again.
Her father was now naked on the bed.
He’d stopped snoring. It made Hattie wonder if she would snore now that she was
in his body. What an absurd and unsettling idea! But it was also hilarious.
She returned to the bed and even
more carefully now, tilted her father’s upper torso upright then wrestled him
into the nightie she’d worn into the room. When that was done, she pulled his
new womanly underwear into place and stood back to examine her handiwork.
The young woman on the bed looked
like an exact copy of Nellie the maid now. It was incredible that neither her
father nor mother had woken. She worried she’d given them too strong a dose of
the knockout drug but it couldn’t be helped now. She’d have to wait and see in
the morning.
Hattie opened the bedroom door then
went back to the bed and lifted her father up in her arms. His new body was
light and her new arms were incredibly strong, despite the age of the body. It
was no trouble at all.
She carried the sleeping form out of
the room and to the back staircase. Listening for movement, Hattie carried the
Earl up to the servant’s quarters, wondering what she would say if she was
caught. She was, after all, the lord of the manor now. Nobody could tell her
that what she was doing was wrong.
She crept into the maids’ room and
turned back the covers. On the other side, Lottie stirred but didn’t waken.
Hattie froze long enough to be sure it was safe then deposited her father into
the bed of his new role in life.
She grinned down at his sleeping
face then chuckled quietly and tucked him in, sneaking back out again.
Now she was in the clear she made
her way back downstairs more brazenly, laughing to herself.
She had played an excellent trick on
her father; she really had. Just wait until he woke up in the morning with no
clue how he’d changed and no idea how to reverse it. Why, he might even end up
wondering if he hadn’t just gone mad – that he wasn’t always a girl.
Hattie gave out a loud belly laugh
there on the landing and then returned to the master bedroom chuckling away.
This was by far the funniest and
cleverest thing she had ever done and it had gone off without a hitch.
She turned off the light, went over
to the bed and with a moment’s hesitation, she got inside and pulled the covers
up to her chin, laying her arms on top of the covers, only after a moment
realising that was exactly how her father had lain.
That was a little disconcerting but
she disregarded it. Again, she wasn’t planning to stay in this body any more
than twenty four hours – just long enough to get the most out of her trick;
then it would be back to their own bodies for her and her father, and the maid.
She’d even put Ann, Mavis and Burt back into their rightful places. She’d put
everyone back how they were meant to be then spend the rest of her life
giggling over what she’d got up to.
But she wasn’t finished yet. She
turned her head and looked at her mother, still fast asleep in the bed beside
her.
Oh no. She still had something else
to do before her little revenge plot was complete.
Hattie settled back into her pillow,
ran her hand across her now bald head one more time, then closed her eyes and
let herself start to drift into a very contented sleep.
Mmmm.
ReplyDeleteHas Hattie considered that daddie might be a little "miffed" with her, if and when he is returned to his old self I wonder.
BillA.
Well he doesn't know it was her so however miffed he is he wouldn't know who to blame.
DeleteHow do you know he won't guess who is to blame, oh hang on you1re the author, forget I said that. (blushes with embarrassment)
DeleteBillA
Heh heh. Well a guess is not proof but I know what you mean. We'll see. Maybe he wil!
Delete24 hrs isn't enough time for revenge do you think Hattie might extend her stay?
ReplyDeleteOf course not. She's going to stick to her plan and everything will go perfectly.
DeleteOf course she is. How could we think otherwise?
DeleteRobyn H
Exactly. These things always end well.
Delete"power..." how does the quote go? I am sure everything will be fine.
DeleteIan't it "Power corrupts. Becoming the Earl corrupts earlishly"?
DeleteIts the moustache, first Burt now the earl having a moustache is highly addictive
DeleteRichard Hurley has one too! You're right!
DeleteJust think. twirling it in your fingers while you gloat. eat your heart out Ernst bloefeld.
DeleteI actually like the Hattie/Earl swap best at the moment.
DeleteNellie/Hattie is the least interesting and Ann/Mavis is probably my second favourite.
Ann/Burt used to be my favourite but that feels played out now on the whole.
ann/burt is the classic, its probably wrong to compare it to contemporary fare. point taken with Nellie/Hattie, but in fairness it was more of a setup that, so far :), hasn't gone anywhere, but the earl...oh how much scope does Hattie have to "play" with her toys now. oh yes I "get" it.
DeleteEarl/Nellie has some potential but isn't grabbing me yet.
DeleteMavis/Ann is quite interesting - just because Mavis has the potential to mix things up a bit.
Just think Cinderella and then vent your spleen :)
DeleteNow there's a transformation story if ever I heard one.
DeleteRemember Murphy's law what can go wrong will go wrong
ReplyDeleteRob
butter side down!
DeleteCan't wait to see what happens in the morning when all three meet
DeleteRob
Murphey's law doesn't apply in Lady Ann stories. Everything always goes exactly according to plan.
DeleteI'm actually thinking of renaming the series to something along the lines of... "How Ann's Plan Worked Perfectly and Didn't Doom Her and Her Family to be Trapped in Lives Not Their Own."
It might be a bit wordy like that so I may cut out a few words to make it easier to say. How about "Ann's Doom"?
I like it
DeleteRob
I want to see Hattie's POV.
ReplyDeleteThat was Hattie's point of view. Do you mean the new Hattie?
DeleteLMAO - Hattie is so smugly self-satisfied and I must say at the moment things appear to be going just as she'd planned. The next few chapters are sure to be fun as Howard wakes up and learns what life is like as a maid. I wonder if Hattie truly understands the magic, and that her father going crazy and thinking he's always been Nellie is a possibility? lol Oh, the games we play . . . . I'm really enjoying this story Emma!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Zapper
I can see that. You must have posted twenty or thirty comments in the last twenty four hours!
DeleteWell, I'm off, on a brief holiday, and this thing just sort of grabbed my imagination! lol
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