Merry Christmas Finnfans!
I hope you are surrounding yourselves with Christmas cheer in one way or another.
You'll never be able to understand how much your support means to me. It's the light I always have to cling on to no matter whatever else is happening. Thank you so much.
And to celebrate this wonderful time of year, here's an early release of tonight's episode of Lady Ann!!!!
Mavis and Lord Hurley disembarked from the train at Birmingham New Street Station along with Gladys, the maid, and Richard started to march toward the stairs leading to the exit.
“Aren’t we
gettin’ on another train?” asked Mavis.
Richard
stopped, his back to her, and sighed. “I told you Ann dear. We are breaking our
journey here tonight. We’ll go the rest of the way to Nockton Vale in the
morning. There aren’t any trains this late going out that way and it will be
nicer to arrive at Crackshaw fully refreshed and in daylight. I think you’ll be
favourably impressed by the grandeur of the house.
Mavis
smirked to herself. “I don’t chuffin doubt it.”
“What was
that?”
“Nothin.”
She followed him up the steps as Gladys struggled on with the luggage, desperately
trying to call a porter to help.
They made
their way to the Queen’s Hotel that adjoined the station and booked into
adjoining rooms. Birmingham was a thriving place, the second biggest city in
the country and by far the most incredible place Mavis had ever seen. Just the
journey south by rail had been astounding. She was being shown a lifestyle she
had nary imagined. There was so much bustle and here in the hotel there were so
many well off people. In Griply it had only been the Nevilles and the occasional
traveller who showed any signs of wealth. Here those signs were everywhere!
Richard
dealt with the hotel staff while Mavis looked on but as she waited she became
aware of the way she was standing. She wasn’t stood as she normally would be,
all chest and hips and sass. She was standing decorously, hands clasped lightly
at her waist, feet close together, posture erect and somewhat... repressed.
She frowned,
disconcerted, and made herself stand in a wider pose, something more familiar
to her. That was more like it, but it made her feel slightly uncomfortable. She
didn’t like the feeling. She had an instinct to stand more primly but she
resisted it.
When the
room details were finalised they were led upstairs, a porter carrying the
luggage. Mavis settled into her room, dazzled by the space and luxury. It
wasn’t as high a standard as Griply Hall but it was a thousand times better
than the shabby inn rooms at the Dog & Pony. She laughed to think of them
compared to the kind of opulence she intended to enjoy for the rest of her
days.
After half
an hour she grew bored, wondering what Lord Hurley was up to and went to the
adjoining door. She tried it, frowning to find it locked, and tapped with a
bent finger, thinking of Richard's handsome face and trim figure.
When he
opened the door he looked perturbed; even irritated, wearing a smoking jacket
over his shirt and trousers. “Are you alright Ann? What is it?”
Mavis gave
him a suggestive leer. “I was just wonderin what you was up to in there is
all,” she said. “An tryin to imagine somethin better we could be doin
together.”
He stared at
her, genuinely perplexed. “What?”
Mavis walked
her first two fingers up his chest, her accent wavering between hers and Ann’s.
“Perhaps we should take advantage of this solitude now we gottit. Wha’dya say?”
Her hand reached his neck and she ran her fingers into the back of his hair.
“Ann
please!” he stammered, stepping back. “I really don’t think that’s appropriate,
do you?”
Mavis
stepped over the threshold into his room, allowing the strap of her dress to
fall off her shoulder. “I should bloody well hope not. Appropriate is the last
thing I want to be tonight.” She smiled and winked.
Richard
crossed his arms. “Ann. I’m serious. Stop this ridiculous charade this instant.
You’re only making a fool of yourself. I expect better behaviour from my
fiancée.”
“Really?”
asked Mavis, stopping, disappointed, frustrated and angry. She gestured down
her body. “You’re saying no... to this?”
Richard
flapped his mouth open and closed. “You know very well that we aren’t married
yet and that this kind of behaviour is entirely inappropriate.”
Mavis folded
her own arms, pouting, glaring at the impossible man. She hadn’t expected this
in the least. “What’s the matter with
you? Can’t you see how beautiful I am?”
Richard
flapped his lips again.
“Forget
about it,” snapped Mavis and walked back to their adjoining door. “I’ll see you
in t’mornin. G’night.”
Richard
looked after her as she banged the door shut behind her and on the other side
of it Mavis sat gloomily on the edge of her bed, wondering what the real Ann
was doing back in her body.
Oh yes, stiff upper lip! Can't help but be reminded of Mel Brooks's Dracula: Dead and Loving it:
ReplyDeleteLucy Westenra: I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra: I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker: Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
Lucy Westenra: Jonathan, let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy...
Jonathan Harker: But, Lucy! I'm British!
Heh heh. I think Richard needs a good sharp kick in the balls.
Deletemaybe it is. Maybe Mavis should be "forceful"
DeleteI'd love to see that!
DeleteSo being rich and beautiful isn't all it`s cracked up to be.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt "Ann" is having a romp.
Thanks for the treat Emma, you`re a star!!
BillA.
Thanks Bill. I'm a Christmas star, pointing the way to kinky fun!
DeleteHappy Xmas to you too Emma :-) - Mike W
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas. god bless us everyone (too much?).
ReplyDeleteMan! I was just about to say the same thing!
Deletepoor mavi, she's beginning to see some of the down sides to being Ann and she hasn't met her would be mother in law yet, who even Richard described as "strict"
ReplyDeleteYeah. That doesn't bode well. At all!
Deletehere is a belated congratulations on 50,000 words. Merry Christmas again.
ReplyDelete50,000? Pfah! That's nothing! This is going to be megalithic when it's done! Just think of the total length of the trilogy!
DeleteLongest transformation story ever?
Fucking A!
So being anne isn't all that mavis thought it would be. The grass is always greener
ReplyDeleteRob
Amen to that!
DeleteThanks, Emma and all the best for new year, too. Actually, to decode the message, that really means all the best for your readers ;)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how his Lordship is coping with his fiancee's variable accent and increased libido. Not very well it seems. I'm not sure, just what year is this? pre WW1, when the toffs really were more toffs than they were a few years later?
Robyn H
It's 1908. These are the last few years before everything changes. It's sad really. Six years later and Griply Hall would look entirely different. It's the end of the era.
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